To All You Nincompoops Who Have Been Posting This on Pinterest, Reddit, and Tumblr as a Genuine Photo of Edgar Allan Poe and Abraham Lincoln:
This photo is a fake. F.A.K.E. It was never even intended to be seen as legitimate. It originates from the book "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter," which, (though a chilling number of people seem unaware of this,) was meant to be satire. Poe and Lincoln never even met. Please stop making fools of yourselves and stripping me of whatever minuscule shred of hope for the human race I have left. After all, I can only drink so much therapeutic gin.
That is all.